BUREAU OF ROAD FAIRNESS — INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM
- TO:
- ALL MOTORISTS
- FROM:
- OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
- FILED BY:
- Field Coordinator, Office of Public Comment
- DATE:
- MARCH 15, 2025
- RE:
- AARBAA UNLEASHES CHAOS AT CITY COUNCIL
AARBAA Unleashes CHAOS at City Council

PUBLIC COMMENT MEMORANDUM — On AARBAA’s appearance before the City Council.
Filed by the Office of Public Comment.
The Bureau records its appearance at the regular council session and the outcomes entered thereat.
DEPLOYMENT OF RECORD
A regular council session, ordinarily unremarkable, received 75 registered AARBAA commenters in matching crimson “ROADS ARE FOR CARS” shirts, seated in coordinated position relative to the cycling advocates. The Office records the seating arrangement without characterizing intent.
DEPLOYMENT SUMMARY
- 75 AARBAA members registered to comment
- 3 data analysts seated among the delegation
- 47 prepared traffic-flow exhibits
- Indignation: substantial, and duly logged
SEQUENCE OF PROCEEDINGS
Opening
As the first cycling advocate began, the AARBAA delegation initiated a synchronized throat-clearing that the record notes bore a resemblance to booing. The Office logs the acoustic event and declines to assign intent.
Exhibits
The delegation’s analysts entered a sequence of statistical exhibits. The record reflects that the exhibits were more granular than the advocates’ proposed corridor maps.
“This office did not merely attend the session. It entered the record, comprehensively.”
— Sarah Johnson, AARBAA Strategic Commander
OUTCOMES OF RECORD
- Review of proposed bike-lane expansions ordered
- Financial inconsistencies in the infrastructure proposal entered into the record
- Rider registration and accountability measures requested
- Proposed bike-lane budget reduced 62%
File your membership on Form AAR-101
FIELD NOTE: Cycling representatives were observed departing the chamber. The Office logged the departures and offers no further characterization.
This memorandum is entered as filed. The Bureau neither confirms nor denies the synchronized throat-clearing.
SUBSEQUENT OBSERVATIONS
The Office logged several downstream indicators in the weeks following the session. Regional retail data recorded a 37% decline in spandex sales, and area cafés reported a 40% decline in weekend rider assembly outside their premises.
Council member Rodriguez, previously a cycling advocate, was recorded requesting staff research on the cost of a “sensible sedan” the following day.
MOVING FORWARD: THREE-PHASE PLAN
Phase 1: Information Campaign IN PROGRESS
Publication of materials on the taxpayer cost of bike-lane projects through targeted outreach.
Phase 2: Community Mobilization LAUNCHING SOON
Designation of neighborhood coordinators to observe and report right-of-way conduct to the appropriate authorities.
Phase 3: Legislative Reform PLANNING
Drafting of model legislation for rider registration, licensing, and a liability-insurance requirement.

PARTICIPATE: The Office seeks volunteers for the “Document the Record” program, compiling video documentation of right-of-way obstruction. Register on Form AAR-101 to receive an official AARBAA observation kit.
RELATED RESOURCES
- Full Presentation Slides
- Traffic Impact Analysis Report
- Meeting Highlights Video
The above materials are available for inspection at your local AARBAA field office during posted reading-room hours.
CITE AS: https://aarbaa.com/news/city-council-presentation