<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>AARBAA — OFFICIAL RECORDS: MEMORANDA LOG</title><description>Memoranda entered into the public record by the Bureau of Road Fairness. Filed in reverse order of receipt. Do not reply to this feed.</description><link>https://aarbaa.com/</link><language>en-us</language><item><title>THE GREAT SPITTING EPIDEMIC</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/spitting-epidemic/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/spitting-epidemic/</guid><description>AARBAA study finds U.S. roads are the largest outdoor spittoon on record: 0.041 fl oz expectorate per rider-mile. The Bureau does not round.</description><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>New Study Reveals Dedicated Cycling Infrastructure Benefits Everyone</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/cycling-infrastructure-study/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/cycling-infrastructure-study/</guid><description>New study: separated bike lanes cut car-bike collisions 78% and speed traffic 15%. AARBAA enters the finding into the record without comment.</description><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>THE GREAT SPANDEX CENSUS</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/great-spandex-census/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/great-spandex-census/</guid><description>72 hours across 15 intersections: 1,247 signalized non-stops logged, 892 at stop controls. Advocacy groups have requested a redaction.</description><pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>OPERATION COFFEE SHOP LIBERATION</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/coffee-shop-liberation/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/coffee-shop-liberation/</guid><description>The corner café is back in general use. Mean dwell time logged at 4.5 hours per $3 coffee. The Office of Premises Occupancy has notes.</description><pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>VICTORY AT OAK STREET</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/oak-street-victory/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/oak-street-victory/</guid><description>Oak Street&apos;s $3.2M bike lane is now a closed line item. 147 parking spaces retained; the council vote is entered into the record, 7–2.</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>AARBAA Unleashes CHAOS at City Council</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/city-council-presentation/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/city-council-presentation/</guid><description>75 members in matching shirts filed public comment; the proposed bike-lane budget fell 62%. The Bureau neither confirms nor denies the throat-clearing.</description><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>CIVILIZATION 101: Teaching Cyclists Human Decency</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/cyclist-decency-workshop/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/cyclist-decency-workshop/</guid><description>AARBAA&apos;s road-courtesy workshop drew 200 attendees and moved measured road intelligence by 0.03%. The Bureau records incremental progress.</description><pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>LEGISLATIVE WARFARE: Bill 477 DEMOLISHES Cyclist Entitlement</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/bill-477-update/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/bill-477-update/</guid><description>Bill 477 is now enrolled law. The cycling lobby&apos;s objections were entered into the record as performance art and retained per Schedule 7.</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2025 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>OPERATION RUSH HOUR: Exposing Cyclist Traffic Violations</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/operation-rush-hour/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/operation-rush-hour/</guid><description>Six-month survey, 50 intersections, 3,000+ violations logged. The Bureau files the rush-hour record whether or not it is read.</description><pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>MEMBERSHIP MILESTONE: AARBAA Reaches 15,000 Members</title><link>https://aarbaa.com/news/membership-milestone/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aarbaa.com/news/membership-milestone/</guid><description>AARBAA passes 15,000 members, up 300% in a year, with chapters in 47 states. The Bureau logs the growth and orders additional filing capacity.</description><pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>