AARBAA BATTLE REPORTS
Updates from the front lines of our fight against road cyclist entitlement
AARBAA Unleashes CHAOS at City Council
Our 75-strong AARBAA battalion arrived wearing matching crimson "ROADS ARE FOR CARS" t-shirts, strategically positioned to surround the cycling advocates...
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LEGISLATIVE WARFARE: Bill 477 DEMOLISHES Cyclist Entitlement
As Bill 477 passed, the cyclist lobby unleashed a tantrum so epic it could only be described as performance art. Picture grown adults in skin-tight lycra...
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CIVILIZATION 101: Teaching Cyclists Human Decency
Imagine our surprise when we discovered that explaining basic road courtesy was equivalent to teaching quantum mechanics to a goldfish...
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STRATEGIC VICTORY: Downtown Bike Lane Proposal CRUSHED
The proposed 12-mile bike lane network was reduced to a much more sensible 2-mile connector between existing paths, saving taxpayers millions...
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OPERATION RUSH HOUR: Exposing Cyclist Traffic Violations
Our surveillance team documented an astounding 247 traffic violations by cyclists in just one hour at the Jefferson and Main intersection...
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MEMBERSHIP MILESTONE: AARBAA Reaches 15,000 Members
What started as a small Facebook group of frustrated drivers has exploded into a nationwide movement with chapters in 47 states...
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