Americans Against Road Bikers Association of America

Because America Has Had Enough

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THE PROBLEM

YOU'VE SEEN THEM.
WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM.

Those packs of neon-clad warriors, squeezing into tight formations on our precious roadways, pedaling with the self-importance of someone who thinks they're saving the planet one insufferable mile at a time.

Let's be honest about road bikers, shall we? These weekend warriors aren't environmental heroes – they're just hobbyists with expensive toys clogging up our roads. The irony of watching someone load a $5,000 carbon fiber bike onto a gas-guzzling SUV before driving 40 minutes to their cycling route isn't lost on the rest of us sitting in traffic behind them.

"Share the road," they preach, while taking up entire lanes during rush hour. Nothing says "I respect others" quite like forcing a line of 20 cars to crawl at 12 mph around blind corners because heaven forbid they use the bike path built specifically for this purpose.

And let's talk safety – not just theirs, but ours too. When a cyclist decides that stop signs are merely suggestions, guess who's legally responsible when things go sideways? That's right – the driver with actual insurance and a license plate.

OUR APPROACH

We're not just complaining—we're taking action! Founded in 2023 by drivers who've had ENOUGH, Americans Against Road Bikers stands up for the forgotten majority: the people who actually pay road taxes.

While the spandex brigade clogs our streets without contributing a dime to infrastructure, we're fighting for transportation policies that reflect REALITY, not cyclist fantasy land. We advocate for dedicated bike paths separate from main roads - because safety matters for everyone.

Yes, we believe in "sharing the road"—in a way that makes sense. That means cyclists should have their own infrastructure instead of pretending they're training for the Tour de France on your morning commute. Our common-sense approach demands accountability from BOTH sides.

When planning communities, we need to recognize the reality: cars, bikes, and pedestrians deserve separate spaces to maximize safety and efficiency for everyone.

Road Safety Teacher

KEY BATTLEGROUNDS

The four horsemen of the cycling apocalypse we're fighting every day

ROAD HOGGING 101

Fighting to banish lycra-clad road blockers to their own designated lanes where they can pretend they're Lance Armstrong without endangering the rest of us.

SAFETY REALITY CHECK

Demanding cyclists actually become visible with more than just their neon outfits and fragile egos—let's make reflectors, helmets, and accountability mandatory.

RULES ARE FOR EVERYONE

Funding programs to remind the bike brigade that red lights and stop signs apply to THEM TOO—shocking, we know.

FAIRNESS FOR THE 99%

Balancing the scales of justice so one cyclist's 'right to the road' doesn't trump fifty drivers' right to get to work on time without having a collective aneurysm.

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

15,000+

Members Nationwide

47

Active Local Chapters

73%

Support Separate Bike Paths

124

Local Victories

LATEST UPDATES

Stay informed about our crusade against road bikers

AARBAA Unleashes CHAOS at City Council
March 15, 2025

AARBAA Unleashes CHAOS at City Council

Our 75-strong AARBAA battalion arrived wearing matching crimson 'ROADS ARE FOR CARS' t-shirts, strategically positioned to surround the cycling advocates...

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LEGISLATIVE WARFARE: Bill 477 DEMOLISHES Cyclist Entitlement
February 28, 2025

LEGISLATIVE WARFARE: Bill 477 DEMOLISHES Cyclist Entitlement

As Bill 477 passed, the cyclist lobby unleashed a tantrum so epic it could only be described as performance art. Picture grown adults in skin-tight lycra...

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CIVILIZATION 101: Teaching Cyclists Human Decency
March 8, 2025

CIVILIZATION 101: Teaching Cyclists Human Decency

Imagine our surprise when we discovered that explaining basic road courtesy was equivalent to teaching quantum mechanics to a goldfish...

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JOIN THE RESISTANCE

Become a member today and help us reclaim America's roads one bike path at a time!

VOICES FROM THE TRENCHES

Real Americans who have joined our movement

I was 20 minutes late to a job interview because a pack of cyclists refused to use the nearby bike path. AARBAA gave me the resources to advocate for change in my community.

Michael D.

Dallas, TX

After joining AARBAA, I helped petition our city council to build separated bike lanes. Now cyclists have their space, drivers have theirs, and everyone is safer. Common sense wins!

Sarah J.

Portland, OR

I'm actually a cyclist myself, but I got tired of the entitled attitudes. AARBAA isn't anti-cycling, they're pro-common sense. Separate paths make cycling safer for everyone.

Thomas R.

Boulder, CO